I Guess They Both Forgot I Have Tumblr
- Bob and I have the most interesting conversations...
- Here's to hoping my husband doesn't see this!
- Me: Remind me about the thing I said i might get for tim... Which kind? (I'm writing in code in case he has your phone.)
- Tim: Hey this is your sister, I just have Tim's phone right now. Munchkin would be a great gift!
- Me: Lol you don't fool me, timelord!
- Tim: No, really. This message will now self-destruct.
- TIm: Hey, this is actually Tim. I don't know what Melissa was doing with my phone, but it was surely just to throw you off the scent of her secret pregnancy.
- Me: Just know that (a) my spies are everywhere and (b) you're both getting socks.
- Tim: Even some of the trees and animals are on your side.
- Me: ROFL

